以下是一篇精神涂鸦。
公司的小刘和小陈最近在日亚上买了几本七菜乃的写真集，之前他们忐忑了很久，毕竟是第一次海淘，他们属于合资购买，如果因此在过海关的时候而定罪的话，是不是应该共同承担后果，事实证明他们多虑了，他们真正要解决的问题是：“谁先撸”的问题，毕竟他们俩也都是比较看重“写真集初夜权”的。
现在是年末，全体成员都在陆续收到满脸疲惫的快递小哥们送来的双11包裹，有些小哥开启了行尸走肉模式，嘴角的唾液已经干涸，出现了结晶，似乎每年的这个时间段，整个华人区域集中爆发了一次非理性购物行为都会触发一次关怀社会弱势群体的曝光行为。
畸形的神机缘巧合创造了节日，你我不过是巨大机关阵中的一楔一榫，年少轻狂的孩子在厕所蹲坑时仍在相互比较谁放的屁更大声，而我的诊断结果是肾小球肾炎，与糖尿病二型。
开发组成员整体已经开始陷入了失焦状态，Leader每天都在读包着《Information Architecture》封皮的《追忆似水年华》，不过，给Kindle包书皮有什么鸟用呢？我有好多次想和他聊聊可自定义改变背壳，用电子墨水显示书皮的可行性，我们要不要自己出去创业搞公司来做这个呢？
Last week was a frustrated one, the fucking air-condition was always blowing warm air with lousy smell everyday. Just like a drunk man was burping next to you. I bet my blood press must been really high at the moment. And the cold war is still running, but a bit assuaged after my wife bought two jackets and two down jackets for her parents and grandparents. WTF!
Just returned Shenyang from Benxi. It seems like September always brings me good things after a string of hardworks.
Me and my team had been working on the project call CityActions for about 2 weeks. The launch point can be tracked to the starting of this month. I had a similar situation before and I record it in a blog.
Here are the happy things:
Our App passed the review again at 24th Sep.
Then we found it can’t be runned normally on iOS 9, but I was planning to travel to Benxi, my wife has been expecting this trip for a long time. And if I couldn’t figure it out she and my son would be super disappointed.
So the problem I was facing at 9:00 am 25th Spe is, solving the problem within 7 hours. We’d booked tickets and hotel, and all our best friends are waiting for us. I won’t let them down!
再次捡起这篇记录，已经是在去北京一周之后了，这一周发生太多事情，导致我身心劳顿，无暇顾及有的没的。
XcodeGhost事件导致我们提审再次陷入泥沼，在办公室凝脂一般的空气中，等着苹果的老神仙们给回复。其中一条是我们之前未曾见过的：
2.8 Details
During review, your app installed or launched executable code, which is a violation of the App Store Review Guidelines. Specifically, your app uses the itms-services URL scheme to install an application.
Miranda Warnings
You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions.
Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.
If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney.
Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?
“宪法要求我告知你以下权利：
1.你有权保持沉默，你对任何一个警察所说的一切都将可能被作为法庭对你不利的证据。
2.你有权利在接受警察询问之前委托律师，他（她）可以陪伴你受讯问的全过程。
3.如果你付不起律师费，只要你愿意，在所有询问之前将免费为你提供一名律师。
4.如果你不愿意回答问题，你在任何时间都可以终止谈话。
5.如果你希望跟你对律师谈话，你可以在任何时间停止回答问题，并且你可以让律师一直伴随你询问的全过程。”
—-百度百科.
我对自己提出米兰达警告：你有权力保持沉默。我告诉自己，然后行使这项权利。
—-《八百万种死法》，page 278
According to the experience about Video player development in cctv.com,any kind of the videoplayback function developing wouldn’t be a problem to me, I think.
The reason why I write this blog in English is, Well, I can’t tell you I visited some audlt DVD stores in Akihabara(Let me call it AKB for short) that day in Chinese, with my wife. During the journey in Japan, the guide wasted too much time in places like Ginza, Shinsaibashi, and some tax free shops. I have to admit it’s a half shopping group exactly.
If I don’t note it down now, I will probably forget some detail, or add some more distorted memories to make it more like a unreal dream.
Before we arrived AKB, I told my wife and another girl we met in the group,
“If Ginza means 1 to ladies like you, then AKB means 10 to me”,
Yes I overstated my feeling about AKB. My wife kept on noding to agree, then asked “What should I do to help you?”
“Nothing, just keep quiet.” I said.
